It's All Relative

I forgot to mention the most exciting part of my vacation!!

I TOTALLY saw Lisa Ling by the baggage claim in the Sacramento Airport. I was picking up my snowboard and looked over, and there she was, Lisa Ling. She was with this guy (her fiance), but bolted out of the terminal to get get their rental car. I know this because as we past Lisa Ling's Fiance, my mom asked if that was indeed Lisa Ling. He confirmed and I told him that I loved her and then asked him if he was her boyfriend. He said he was actually her fiance- they had gotten engaged the week before and they were in Sacramento visiting her family (she's a native Sactowner). I congratulated him and told him to say hi to Lisa for me.

Then my mom wanted to track her down and make me ask her if she needed an assistant. Mom, please.

Now People is reporting their engagement.

Whatever, People. I could have told you that 2 weeks ago...