It's All Relative

Things I Have Observed and Have Strict Opinions About, Vol. 2

1. Coke in a can is the best beverage ever. EVER.

2. My roommate is crazy and needs to not do her Carmen Electra Spriptease Workout when I am in the house.

3. Said roommate also needs to get her vibrator out of my living room.

4. My brother needs to stop calling me at midnight to tell me Arturo will be coming over in an hour to get his couch. Tell Arturo to come back tomorrow.

5. Dolce and Gabbana makes some darn fine perfume.

6. My visiting teachers are really nice. Especially the one who recently got engaged and doesn't talk about her dress the entire time she's over.

7. Baja Fresh is like, really good.

8. Hate paying for a Gold's Gym membership when I don't go to Gold's Gym....or any gym for that matter.

9. I can't stop watching THIS

10. Jim and Pam!!!!!!!