It's All Relative

God Bless England.

I've walked around with the most pathetic looking calves my entire life. They are sad, really. I have zero muscle in my calves. I can remember my volleyball coaches making fun of my legs and making me do extra jumping exercises than everyone else because they were so small. Jerks. Besides, it didn't help. I could work out my calves for years and they'd still be these definition-less toothpicks. Because of my twig-like misfortune, I've never been able to wear tall boots. You know, knee-high, cute, pointy-toe ones. Well, why browsing the net for some boots made for stick calves like mine, I stumbled upon DUO, a British boot company that offers not only foot sizes, but calve sizes as well! I could not belive my good fortune.
The only problems are, due to the crappy exchange rate, they are pricey and you have to pay for international shipping. But I mean, at least they'll fit my toothpick legs right? Totally worth it. But I will be saving up for these. I can't afford to buy boots right now. Even if I don't have to safety pin them.