It's All Relative

Turkey Cannon Glory

Last night I really went all out. I made a whole roasted chicken with red potatoes and green beans and I'll be honest, it was good. Big hit actually. I used the product I am assigned to market this semester in one of my classes. It's called the Turkey Cannon....

Here it is...

Now, this isn't the actual chicken I cooked, but you get the idea. What the Turkey Cannon does is steam in amazing flavor to your bird, while cooking it in 1/3 of the time it would normally take. You can use any form of poultry. I used chicken last night because I like chicken better. There is this tube thing you fill with any liquid (water, juice, soda, beer, wine...etc.) I used 1/2 cranberry juice and 1/2 Mountain Dew. Sounds weird, but it was very delicious. I also added some garlic, lemon and rosemary to the thing. Then, you stick it up the chicken, and put it in the oven for like and hour and a half. Easy. I also did a dry rub on the chicken of rosemary, paprika, parsley and pepper. I was really proud of myself. I don't cook....ever, so this is definately a big deal. If your interested go HERE.

The Bachelor was good on Monday. My girl Sarah is totally in. She is so rad and if Travis doesn't pick her....SO HELP ME. Tara annoys me. So does that girl that is from Nashville. Did anyone hear her when we was all "Oh my God, when I found out Travis was from Nashville my heart just skipped. It's like its meant to be..." So sweetie its called, "sucks you both live in Nashville." Team Sarah all the way.

I hate Brad Pitt. Him and Angelina make me sick. He totally got her pregnant before he broke up with Jen. Whatever, Jen is way better off with Vince Vaugn.

Lost is on tonight. I can't watch because I have to work. Considering getting Tivo to avoid situations like this in the future. We'll see.