1. Turning left when there is no center left turn lane. Drive 2100 South between 1300 and 900 East during lunchtime and you will know what I’m talking about. See those double yellow lines? That means you can’t turn. So STOP BACKING UP TRAFFIC FOR DAYS and MOVE.
2. Taking a picture of you and your meal. You know the ones, where they hold up their plate, slightly angled and flash a proud smile. I find this weird. And let’s be honest. You’re at Applebee’s. Enough said.
3. Winter. In general.
4. Realebrities. Because these people are famous for nothing.
5. Brad Womack, aka The Bachelor. Not only did he already get his shot, he’s got to be the most awkward, personality-deficient Bachelor EVER. P.S. Emily will not win and thus be invited back as the next Bachelorette. I’m calling that right now.
6. "Strategic goals", “Just calling to touch base”, “Thinking outside the box”, and “All on the same page.”
7. Red Bull Cola. Don’t ask me under what circumstances I was forced to drink one, but I did. And it was horrible.
8. Did I mention winter?
9. Guys whose entire approach in communication is via text message. Or Facebook. If you don’t have the guts to talk to me on the phone, or GASP! face-to-face, don’t bother.
10. Words With Friends only giving me vowels. WTF…or more like AEI.
2 comments:
Don't you feel like Brad is kind of... um... special? I do. I can barely watch.
Haha. I love the list. I agree with you on your selection.
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