I'm so sick of winter. I know. Who isn't, right? But for real, my skin is like, flaking off it's so dry and my tires are really bald. Bald tires and snow covered roads aren't doing my anxiety any favors. So I'm serious when I say I'm sick of it. It's affecting my mental health.
My roommate keeps talking about "kicking my ace." It's getting quite annoying. I don't know whether to make fun of her or punch her in the throat. I'm kidding, obviously. Sort of.
I hope Sandra Bullock wins the Oscar. Not because I thought The Blind Side was some amazing movie, but just because I like her. She seems very normal. And I appreciate that.
Watching LOST is straight up frustrating. I'm left feeling like I just endured a comprehensive history exam. With essay questions. I don't get it.
Ok, this has been bothering me for like, a year and a half. Can someone tell me why a certain Joy Bryant is relevant? Who is she? I see her pop up at random fashion shows or premieres, always photographed next to like, the Rachel Bilsons or Kate Bosworth's of the celebrity totem pole. You know, not exactly employed, but still on the radar somehow. But what has she done that constiutes her gettng invited to these things? Is she an actress? Model? Reality TV famewhore? It's an enigma to me. Similar to the way I don't understand why Heidi Montag keeps landing covers of magazines. Can the entertainment press please get a clue and stop the enabling already? People of her level of desperation and stupidity will just continue torment us so long as we give them the outlet to do it. As will her craptastic husband. Like mosquitos, or those anoying Israeli mall people who chase you around with lotion or nail buffers. Clearly, no one over at OK! has seen Intervention. They should because it's AWESOME.
Things I need but have no money to get:
1. New tires
2. New bras
3. New cell phone as mine no longer charges
4. New MacBook battery as mine no longer charges
5. Haircut/Color
That's all. I know. Real riveting stuff going on over here. Aren't you relieved I updated this thing?
Ok, this has been bothering me for like, a year and a half. Can someone tell me why a certain Joy Bryant is relevant? Who is she? I see her pop up at random fashion shows or premieres, always photographed next to like, the Rachel Bilsons or Kate Bosworth's of the celebrity totem pole. You know, not exactly employed, but still on the radar somehow. But what has she done that constiutes her gettng invited to these things? Is she an actress? Model? Reality TV famewhore? It's an enigma to me. Similar to the way I don't understand why Heidi Montag keeps landing covers of magazines. Can the entertainment press please get a clue and stop the enabling already? People of her level of desperation and stupidity will just continue torment us so long as we give them the outlet to do it. As will her craptastic husband. Like mosquitos, or those anoying Israeli mall people who chase you around with lotion or nail buffers. Clearly, no one over at OK! has seen Intervention. They should because it's AWESOME.
Things I need but have no money to get:
1. New tires
2. New bras
3. New cell phone as mine no longer charges
4. New MacBook battery as mine no longer charges
5. Haircut/Color
That's all. I know. Real riveting stuff going on over here. Aren't you relieved I updated this thing?
4 comments:
I wouldn't totally punch your roommate in the face if I were you. I hope she reads your blog. Seriously. Who even says that? The whole phrase, not to mention "ace"?
H&M has decent bras for cheap. Is there an H&M in Utah? Hmm.
Dude. I always appreciate it when you update your blog. I wish you'd do it more. I'm looking forward to my tax return so I can cut and color my hair, that's how much money I don't have. Life post-college in Utah is sweet, no?
Your mother will buy you #2 when she comes to visit!!
I am always excited when you update your blog. Even when it depresses me.
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