It's All Relative

1. I wish  I had the guts to cut all my hair off.

2. I wish I would've thought twice about the duvet I just bought. 

3. I wish I could justify renewing my Costco membership for reasons unrelated to $1.50 hot dogs.

4. I wish I had the drive to study and take the GMAT.

5. I wish I was out of debt.

6. I wish that Congress would just STFU already and pass Healthcare reform...w/a public option.

7. I wish my Taco Cart guy would come back.

8. I wish Cafe Rio delivered.

9. I wish Wyndham Resorts would stop calling me about buying a timeshare.

10. I wish I would have gone to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs concert on Saturday.

11. I wish relationships weren't so complicated.  I officially don't understand how people get married. I just don't.