Some people watch their stocks, I watch The Bachelor, ok?
She was crazy. I guess she's cute, but let's be honest: If you have to tell a guy you're not a stalker, well then chances are....
Or as some like to call it, a Hot Tranny Mess.
Ok first of all, Jason is adorable.
I LOVED him on The Bachelorette and was so sad when Deanna didn't pick him. Although, he was definitely better off, I still hate watching that clip of him proposing and her just standing there with this twisted smile on her face.
Anyway, he's by far my favorite Bachelor. The first episode is always fun to watch. The producers always do a good job of giving the nut jobs a lot of screen time and keeping the legit girls on the back burner.
So after episode 1, I really liked Nikki and Lauren. They both seemed normal, which is a crucial quality in episode 1.
I loved Melissa.
Very girl-next-door, cute as a button. And I swear, during the toast at the end of the show he was looking at her the whole time. I think she'll go far. They didn't show a lot of her, but that's usually a good sign in Bachelor protocol.
Ok, Megan bugged. She acted so entitled or something just because she is also a single parent.
Shannon did not do well either.
She was crazy. I guess she's cute, but let's be honest: If you have to tell a guy you're not a stalker, well then chances are....Dominque, are you serious?
You were obviously picked solely for comedic purposes. Stop talking like a three year-old.
You were obviously picked solely for comedic purposes. Stop talking like a three year-old.And I'm sorry, Stephanie. Your story is quite sad and you seem like a nice person, but you look like a cross-dressing Geena Davis impersonator.
Or as some like to call it, a Hot Tranny Mess.Can't wait for next week!
5 comments:
I liked the break down..couldn't agree more..
I watched it! I agree. Especially on Stephanie. Ew.
Fun to see you last weekend.
Thanks for enlightening me on the new lingo...HTM.
Sorry I don't watch the Bachelor. But I do watch NCIS!! Awesome show. I just finished watching Season 6 on Netflix (I missed a few episodes). One cool thing about the show is the girl that plays Abby, the Forensic Scientist, has a Masters Degree in Criminology, and the guy who plays Agent McGee is from Bethesda, MD!! Tune it. It's a great show.
I love the Bachelor and I love Jason. I thinks he's one of my favorites too. I pretty much agree with you on most everything. I don't think Stephanie is that bad except that she talks like a 60 year old therapist. I can't decide about Lauren, I think I might not like her. But I love Melissa! Oh, and what's the girl with the accent's name..?.. I don't really like her. And what's up with DeAnna coming back?? Hello!? This should make for a great season.
I liked Melissa and Keri the best. They didn't show much of either of them, but that's good. I'm dying at Megan and Ericka is the sickest. Stephanie is just too awkward for him and needs to go.
Love this show!
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