It's All Relative

Dear XM Radio People,

Listen, I know you're probably incredibly busy, what with finding as much time to play Avril Lavigne as possible into your rotation, but please hear me out.

If you can't see how crappy the music is played by that punk poser Canadian import, then I don't really know if I support this company subscribing to your services anymore.

Same goes for John Mayer. Since you obviously are BFF with this dude (I can't figure out why you'd be playing him so much if you weren't) will you please pass along a message to him? Tell him that The World is not going to change. It won't. Ever. It's going to get worse, actually. No matter how many global concert series you and Bono, and Madonna and who ever put on. The world is a sucky place-get over it. Not to say your efforts are admirable. Oh they are, but let's be realistic. Do you think a starving child in some refugee camp on the outskirts of Darfur wants you plucking at your guitar in Central Park? No, he wants some food. So maybe sell your Grammies on ebay, and send the cash over, or better yet, hop in a plane and make sure he and the rest of poverty stricken Africa gets some rice to make it through another day. Get it?

Hope this correspondence finds you well.

Respectfully,

Brianne Olsen