It's All Relative

Also,

I'm really torn between the Jazz/Spurs series. I hate the Jazz. I had to beat off Jazz fans my entire college career and I'm proud to say I never caved. However, I hate the Spurs and I'm so sick of Tim Duncun I could puke. He looks like one of those bush babies. I'd like to see someone new win it for a change. Which is why I'm sort of hoping that Jazz fans all say their prays and pay their tithing so they can pull of a miracle and beat the San Antonio.