It's All Relative

Oh no you didn't...

Yesterday after I got off work, I decided to take Kacie and Louie to the park to let them chase their tennis ball. They'd been couped up in the house for a couple days so they needed to release some serious energy that was getting on my nerves. I took them to the same park I always take them to. It's not too far from the house, it has a huge open soccer field and no one is usually there...usually.
After an hour or so of running around undisturbed on in the park, this woman and her two poodles get out of their car and start walking over onto the field. Kacie and Louie, being the young curious puppies that they are, immediately trot over to the woman and her dogs to check them out. Dogs do this. Well, this woman starts freaking out, yelling at me to get my dogs away from her. I was trying to call them back over, but they were still interested in sniffing around the two poodles. No harm in that. But this woman would clearly offended that my dogs were checking her and her dogs out. I kept reassuring her that Kacie and Louie were just curious and that they would lose interest in a second.

Then it got heated.

Poodle woman proceeded to scream at me, telling me that I was breaking the law and that I didn't own the park and that I should have those dogs on a leash because you can't predict what a dog will do. And then she called me a bitch.

Now, I have never been in a real fight before. I remember once in 10th grade, one of my friends (who let her mouth run a little too much) got jumped in the locker room, I didn't really hit anyone or get hit, but I was definitely in the middle of it, trying to break up the fight and prevent my friend from getting her ass kicked. But I have never been so ready to beat the hell out of anyone than I was with that fat woman. I'm not joking here. She pissed me off.
I began walking towards her asking "Excuse me? What did you just say to me? You don't even know me. Call me a bitch again and see what happens." This woman kept saying other profanities that I will not repeat, but she and her poodles walked away. By this time, Kacie and Louie were so over those poodles and ready to go, so we left.
But, and I mean this in all seriousness, I probably would have punched that woman in the throat if she kept calling me a bitch.
I really can't believe that happened to me. I mean, yes, the dogs should be a on leash, but they were not hurting this woman or her ugly dogs. They were running around chasing the tennis ball. But seriously? To freak out like that?

I'm not going to lie, I kind of wish I would have hit her now.