It's All Relative

Finally...

Last night the stars finally aligned and Vincent was given his long over due heave ho off the runway. All I can say is...

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

I mean really, this should have happened on day one when he put that ridiculous basket with the hanging paper clips, or whatever those things were, on that poor model's head. Really. Shame on you Heidi Klum for keeping him around so long.

Vincent's send-off was the only highlight of the rather "blah" episode. In fact, so was last weeks, so much so that I actually found myself thinking about going to bed early instead of watching it last night. But alas, I didn't want to miss it when the judges finally did get a clue and realize Vincent is deranged. So I watched.

I had been watching tv all afternoon-big day of tennis. Big, huge.

Maria Sharapova beat this way hotter Russian, Tatiana Golovin in back-to-back tie breakers. BTW, I don't get what all the hoopla is about Maria Sharapova. I mean, she's like this huge big, burly Russian girl with acne. She looked horrible last night. She must clean up well or something. Golovin is so much cuter. Why isn't anyone freaking out over how hot she is?

After Sharapova's match, Roddick WORKED Leyton Hewitt in straight sets. Andy looks amazing. He is playing so well and rolling over these other dudes so bad it's almost unfair. If you didn't see any of his match last night, check out the highlights here.

Andy is my number one.

Definitely.